youre-standing-on-my-scarf: imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP completely hating each other before falling in love.
lagio: thegabbers: How Leo’s acceptance speech will begin when he wins an award: *SPITS DRINK*
zsxtra: iru-hime: weird-happenings: dorirosa: suncalf: what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand i made a thing This is beautiful. I cried Sometimes we hate the darkness, and...
piglii: piglii: 221becquerel:
I NEED TO CALM DOWN.
majorsarcasm19: pudding-for-hiddles: THERE WAS A MAN ON BBC NEWS CALLED DR JOHN HOLMES. DR. JOHN. HOLMES. Well, someone’s parents shipped it.
when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
Anonymous asked: OMG the parentcatlock series is so sweet! Hghhgjhgjhjhguz! I so very very mich hope John and Sherlock will find their lost kitten. Oh plllllleeeeaaseee?
How do you pronounce "Moffat" and Gatiss"?
sketchlock: winchesterwolves: Moffat is pronounced “satan” Gatiss is pronouced “satan’s best friend”
Anonymous asked: I hope you find your little kitten soon. :(
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
chikyourisenka: targeryan: LAUGHED FOR...
the-science-of-destruction: mighty-loki-and-accomplices: ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE by Jim JARMUSCH Sneak peek, from the Festival de Cannes’ website THERE’S MORE?! Oh God * hyperventilates*
maggotbrainnn: stalkingdaley: my life is dedicated to people I don’t even know my life is dedicated to people that don’t even exist
scyko: phantomroxy: dude chrome is frickin brutal